Kurt Dempsey Man at bar: After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Sophia: Being one gender on the inside and another on the outside is a birth defect. That’s usually reserved for people who have suffered accidents or birth defects. Sean: I’m afraid ‘pro-bono’ is out of the question for this type of operation. When Father´s Day comes around, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving, and you sit alone with your diplomas, and the thoughts of all these people whose lives you´ve saved except your own. Mine left when I was 50, but she´ll leave. She´ll stay around for another five years if you´re lucky. The dutiful wife gets tired of your hours and your lack of emotional intelligence. Sean: You´re the one who inspired me to be a surgeon. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?Ĭhristian: You look like a Q-Tip. Sophia Lopez Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. But I´m telling you, tonight, the way you worked that room, the way you flirted with those rich guys, batted your eyes and walked away with a $100,000 check for a cause that needs you that was beautiful to me. Unfortunately, we live in a world where only one kind of beauty is recognized. Grubman: Do you want the lights on or- Christian: Off.Ĭhristian: You´re beautiful, Mrs. Liz: You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick. Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. How may I help you?"Ĭhristian: You're listening to the concern of Salsa Spice over the judgment of your partner?Ĭhristian: Are you saying I have no ethics? Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money. I've worked too hard to end up at 40 saying, "Hi, welcome to Cinnabon. Nanette Babcock Sean: Did she indicate that if you slept with her she’d drop the lawsuit? Christian: Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the crypt keeper to make your mistake go away?Ĭhristian: I don't know what our options are, Sean. Julia: Why haven’t I had an orgasm in two years?!? Sean: Because I didn’t want to work that hard. I didn't mean for you to catch me in the middle of a DoubleMint moment right there. Matt: She needs to know that evil exists.Ĭhristian: I'm sorry. And, Matt, don't show Annie The Exorcist again. Mandi/Randi Sean: Have you ever done twins? Christian: Mother and daughter once but never twins. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.Ĭhristian: What is it that we’re doing, Sean, other than make people feel good about themselves? Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.Ĭhristian: Sean, do you know why we just bought twelves packs of ham? Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters. How cool is fatherhood? Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions.Ĭhristian: We're in the vanity business, Sean. When you stop striving for perfection you might as well be dead. Kimber: Am I really this ugly? I was homecoming queen.Ĭhristian: Let your shortcomings and imperfections fuel you. Kimber: Are you a doctor? Christian: Plastic surgeon. Bartender: Another one before you hit the road? Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer? Kimber: I don't eat. Perez, you cad.Ĭhristian: Can I buy you a drink? Kimber: I don't drink. One last time, why are you running? Silvio Perez: I was with the boss’ girl.
It’s the only South American country with fluoride in the water. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn’t have to recommend porcelain veneers. Coffee, for instance, and of course there’s the cartel money. Christian: Funny, isn’t it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Silvio Perez: Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. Silvio Perez: I prefer to let my money talk. I’m a doctor what you tell me during consultation is confidential. It doesn’t add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. Sean: My god, when was the last time we went to bed and you didn't hate me?Ĭhristian: You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Sean: Still have a crush on the missus, do we? Christian: Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you. Christian: If you’re thinking conflict of interest, I’d like to volunteer my services. We’re getting ready this morning, and Julia tells me she wants her breasts done. Season 1 Pilot Sean/ Christian: Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
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